Nihilism and Flowers
"Everything is nothing, with a twist."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
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HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.
WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.
I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”
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this is an exceptionally valid point.
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